Diary Entry of Mrs Maloney

Dear Diary,

Today, I killed my husband after he requested to have a divorce with me. The policemen came and did their investigation but did not suspect me as I had made a solid alibi for myself. They even helped my get rid of the leg of lamb, which I used as a murder weapon, for me! After they left, I felt relieved that they did not find out about my dastardly deed. They actually fell for my act and believed my made up alibi. How stupid can they get? Now that my cheating husband is out of the way, I am going to take care of the mistress he had been keeping outside. How dare she steal my beloved from me! She will pay for doing that! It is late now and I am going to sleep. Goodnight!

Love,
Mary